We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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