i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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