Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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