Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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