He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
