hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
