Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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