I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
In other news, I just burned my penis
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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