too bad you live with your parents still
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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