we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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