It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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