I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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