honey bunches of taint.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i need to put some appletini on your dick
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Randomize
