I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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