i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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