Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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