My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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