I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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