Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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