My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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