The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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