That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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