I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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