The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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