It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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