how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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