fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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