We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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