Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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