Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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