I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
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He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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