I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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