Plan B is the new Plan A
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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