I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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