I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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