Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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