Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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