no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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