you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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