I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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