He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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