what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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