I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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