why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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