he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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