Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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