at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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