i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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