Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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