I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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