Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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