Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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