Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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