i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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