So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
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